Hallo, hallo lovers! Remember when I promised the new series “Unclaimed Letters?” Well, ze moment has arrived. Jump up and down! I said jump! Higher! I can see you on your webcam and you’re not jumping! Okay, okay, you silly cats. This edition’s letter comes from a woman clearly in need of a massage and maybe a couple Valium writing to a guy who’s very poorly rocking the rugged mountain man look while innocuously walking his way-too-small-for-a-guy-that-rugged doggie.


What say you? Is she being impossible or should this guy get his shit together? Share your thoughts in the comments!

A penny for your thoughts. Literally, I will donate a penny for every (non-SPAM) comment.

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